The attention span of a goldfish
Jake comes home to find me rewinding the same scene of The Bear for the third time because I keep missing crucial dialogue while checking Instagram stories. The attention span of…
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Post-planning forensics
Found myself staring at the aftermath of my anniversary planning session this afternoon - three notebooks, two different colored pen systems, and enough sticky notes to wallpaper…
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Midnight logistics
Apparently I thought I could throw together movie snacks in thirteen minutes before we had to leave for the midnight Man of Steel premiere. Midnight logistics This is what panic-s…
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Assembly required
Carmen texted at nine this morning: "Bringing everything for tamales. Clear your counter." By ten-thirty my kitchen looked like a masa explosion had gone off, and somehow we'd rec…
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Bone deep
Three hours in and I've officially taken over the entire living room floor. Bone deep Jake's going to come home to find me buried under anatomy textbooks and probably assume I've…
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Receipt archaeology
Carmen came over to help me sort through my tax stuff, which was optimistic of both of us. Turns out keeping receipts in three different shoe boxes and a random kitchen drawer isn…
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