Professional development
Michelle showed up at eight this morning looking like she just walked off the cover of Fitness Magazine - matching set, perfect ponytail, not a wrinkle in sight. Meanwhile I answe…
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10 entries tagged #morningchaos.
Pre-workout prep with the efficiency expert
Carmen shows up at 6:45am looking like she stepped out of an athleisure catalog. Hair perfect, matching set, shoes already laced. Meanwhile I'm still negotiating with a piece of h…
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Six-person gift tornado
Woke up to Jake already making coffee for an army. Forgot I'd invited literally everyone over for Christmas morning gift exchange until I heard Carmen's laugh echoing down the hal…
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Blender betrayal and friendship cleanup
Michelle arrived at 8am for her Saturday training check-in, armed with what she called her 'secret weapon smoothie recipe.' I should have known something was up when she asked to…
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Hair rebellion at dawn
Apparently my hair decided to stage a revolt overnight. Hair rebellion at dawn This is what happens when you go to bed with damp hair after a late shower - you wake up looking lik…
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Kitchen catastrophe artist
Jake decided to surprise me with breakfast this morning. Sweet gesture, questionable execution. I woke up to the sound of our smoke alarm having what can only be described as a ne…
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Morning circus act
Apparently Jake finds my morning routine entertaining enough to document. Can't say I blame him, watching someone attempt to apply mascara while drinking coffee and mentally rehea…
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Herman's great escape
Woke up to what looked like a science experiment gone wrong in our kitchen. Herman's great escape Herman - yes, I named my sourdough starter Herman, don't judge - apparently decid…
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Christmas morning chaos
Six adults tearing into presents like we're still eight years old. Carmen brought homemade cookies that disappeared before the first gift got opened, Sarah showed up with coffee t…
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Emergency beauty protocols
Carmen showed up at 6:45am looking like she'd wrestled with a mascara wand and lost spectacularly. Apparently her bathroom light burned out mid-application and she finished in the…
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